Cows

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Cows.  There are just so many of them.  All the damn time.

Crossing the road.  (That is a road, promise.)
As far as the eye can see.  (Goats too.  I like them less.)

Even when you go visit your buddy.  There to great you.  Fucking cows.

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  1. AnonymousFebruary 7, 2013 at 6:26 PM

    Mmmmm.... Dinner on the hoof.....

    BTW, so impressed that you made tofu!

    Elena

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